Pomm-Doener

I thought I had found a gold mine in the basement level of the Hamburg Hauptbahnhof. A turkish fast food place had on the menu a Pomm-Doener. I naturally understood this to mean a doener how I like it with french fries in the bread. When I go it, it was everything mixed except in a cardboard cone. I tried to get them to make it my way but they refused and would only sell me a piece of bread to do it myself.

Lesson - don't let a name fool you into buying something that is not what you want.